bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I intend to get homeless drunk
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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