I wannas sexs uuuuu
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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