Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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