no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Randomize
