Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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