with your own penis?
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
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