No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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