Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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