# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
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