You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Randomize
