Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
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Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
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All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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