And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
ok first of all what the fuck
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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