Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
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i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
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She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.