Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
i drank out of a bidet.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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