My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
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she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
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A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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