Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
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I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
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Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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