So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
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I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
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Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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