I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Couch. On fire.
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