He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
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She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
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Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.