My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
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Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?