im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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