And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
