the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
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You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
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It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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