We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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