Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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