You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
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I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
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Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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