HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
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So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
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But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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