Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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