I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
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Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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