I swear she didn't look like that last week.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
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I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
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We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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