Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
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Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
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Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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