i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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