Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I yelled at your uterus for you.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Randomize
