You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
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Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
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Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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