There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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