I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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