Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
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It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
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There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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