im about as happy as oj after his trial
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
