Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
