i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
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Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
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I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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