when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
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I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
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I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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