There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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