My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?