I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
two words...techno handjob
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
jump out the window naked night went bad
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