I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
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decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
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I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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