Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
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Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
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Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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