On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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