So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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