Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
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