so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I am mentally ready for anal.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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