i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
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We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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