The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
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Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
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That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
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