you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
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Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
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Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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