i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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