This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
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