come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Best friends brother. Beat that.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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