I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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